Because we live in the most ridiculous timeline, Elon Musk wants to deorbit the International Space Station (ISS) because an astronaut hurt his feelings. It all started when Musk appeared on John Hannity the night of Tuesday, February 18th. Hannity asked Musk about the two astronauts, Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams, who were stuck on the ISS for nine months. The astronauts lost their ride when the Boeing Starliner they rode up on was deemed unsafe for their return trip due to thruster malfunctions. They will be riding back on a SpaceX Dragon capsule later this month.